What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Woman's rights

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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I enjoy anal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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