This is not a joke.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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