i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Mrs. Welsh

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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My tractor broke down.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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