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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Win and Beau have no friends

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

womens rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Barack Obama

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

1 + 1 = 3

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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