A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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