- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

You're Adopted.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Straight men can be bronies.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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