- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Matt is not funny.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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