Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What is 9 + 10? 21

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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