Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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The cow went moo

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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