what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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