As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Your mama's so fat.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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