A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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neil patrick harris

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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hi

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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