- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

thumbs up!

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a man walks into a prostitute.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you