What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A pedophile walks into a daycare

19th amendment

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Stop being a centipede

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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