- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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