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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Melbourne Football Club.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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