- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Wombat monkey juice.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's 6 + 9? 15.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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