What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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