Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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your father died

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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