- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's big and fat? An obese man.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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