Gay's rights

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Anti Joke

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