i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Mike tyson

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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69

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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