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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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