What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Matty B

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why? Because!

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Women have the right to vote.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Anti Joke

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