- Anti Joke

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

matt f stupid because no one likes him

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.