Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Yo mamas so fat

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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