- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

An English man walks into a pub.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

No. Yes.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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