- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Chicken

mark is mark

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

my friend is gay hes gay

whats black? a black man

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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