- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Johan showering. . . AWK

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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God wrote this joke.................................

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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