- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Spell: “This word”

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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