How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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