- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Their, they're, there You're, your

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Nothing yet CC

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

The Braves win the N.L. east

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

An asian without a future.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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