What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Gay's rights

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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who is mark

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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