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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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