Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Women's Rights.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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