Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Poop

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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