What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Niki Minaj's ass

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

-_- i like trains ... -_-

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

*you're

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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