That's not what she said.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

ecks! why zee?

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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