What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Obama

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

my whole life!

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

If you're reading this, you can read.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

matty russel are you on here

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Thumbs this down

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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