- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Matt is not funny.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

miley cyrus

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Garry Glitters on here

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

An English man walks into a pub.

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