Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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