Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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