Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Good boy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

KKK

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

This is an anti-joke.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Anti Joke

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