What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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