- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

who is mark

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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