Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

your father died

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Penal Dysfunction

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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