what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

what do u call a black man a black man

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

poop is very very yummy.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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