- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Wombat monkey juice.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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