What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You're*

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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WNBA

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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