A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Spell: “This word”

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Ham sandwich

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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We are lawyers

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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