What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Wanna here a good joke?

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

bitches be crafty.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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