There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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