- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Why did the jew die Really...

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Take off your shoes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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