- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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