- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

all these jokes suck ass

My tractor broke down.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Knock knock ... No ones home

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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