Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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porn-hub

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Spread the net.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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