- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

I am a n1gger.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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