This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Come In!

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modern love

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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