- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Life is an elephant, get married.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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