What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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