What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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