How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Woman.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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sarah taylor

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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