Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Womens rights

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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