What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Who is a knob? ross d

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What just hit my face? The floor

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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