Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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:O + :P = 69

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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