Reverse psychology never fails.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Hi Shelby!!

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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