How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

obama

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

whats brown? poop.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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