Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Dubstep < Music

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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