- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Women.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did th-A fridge.

Wade

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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