whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

The Game.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

your a towel.

Why? Because!

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

I have a crush on my dad.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

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