Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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motley crew

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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24

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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