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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What is white black and Chinese A panda

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.