What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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