Men, get on the boat.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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My life :(

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Anti Joke

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