- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Nice weather we're having.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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