You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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obama

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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