What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Dick spice

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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