how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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whats black? a black man

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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